Voor de mensen die een identiteitscrises hebben, kunnen deze gratis test doen ,om te achterhalen of ze desi zijn of niet. TOELATINGSEXAMEN TOT DESI FUSION 1. There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.2. You make tea in a saucepan.3. You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.4. You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.5. You have a “Singer Brother” sewing machine at home.6. Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years.7. You call an older person you've never met before “uncle”.8. You hide everything from your parents.9. Your mother does everything for you if you are male.10. You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.11. Your relatives alone could populate a small city.12. Everyone is a family friend.13. Everyone always called you for help on homework.14. You read law, medicine or engineering at university.15. You were thick so you read computer science or business studies instead.16. You know no one who has read music.17. You went to a university as far away from home as possible.18. You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished.19. Your best friend got married at the age of 16.20. You only make telephone calls after 6pm.21. You like the meat well done.22. You eat onions with everything.23. You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.24. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.25. You say you hate bollywood/lollywood films[songs] but secretly watch[hear] them with your parents.26. You teach Westerners swearwords in Panjabi.27. You order Desi food in your own Panjabi to impress the people you're with but the waiters don't understand you.28. You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex, especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles radius.29. You always say “open the light” instead of “turn the light on”.30. You secure your baggage with a rope.31. You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.32. You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage that is just 80 lbs overweight.33. You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family.34. You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just get to school.35. Your Dad drives a Nissan.36. You're rich so he drives a Mercedes37. [For females] You're parents would freak out if you wore a crop top baring your midriff but wearing a sari is perfectly acceptable.38. [For females] Your brother had no curfew while you had to be home at 11pm.39. You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go.40. When you were little you always wondered why your English friends waited until after breakfast to brush their teeth when you did it first thing in the morning.41. Tongue scrapers are not a new thing to you.42. To your English friends, oil is used purely for cooking and not as a grooming aid.43. When your English friends cringe at the thought of their parents in bed, you wonder how odd it would be to see your parents get within one foot of each other.44. Your parents have nicknames but only because people they work with just stop when trying to read their names.45. You have annoying nicknames like “Chotu” or “Chicku”.46. Your parents call all your friends “Beta” whether they are Indian or not.47. If you aren't married and you turn 25, your parents start wringing their hands and proclaim that it's too late you have never met half of your extended family.48. Your mother measures wealth in gold and diamonds.49. Your parents drink 6 cups of Chai/Desi Tea a day.50. Your friends could not explain your religion to someone if they tried. Tel je aantal ja s op heb je van 0 tot 10 ja s Dan is je inburgeringscursus voltooid. (Wil je bij deze ons Nederlands bijspijkeren) van 10 tot 25 ja s Je hebt nog niet de knoop doorgehakt. 25 of meer ja s GEFELICITEERD!!!! Jij bent onze doelgroep, mensen zoals jij heeft desifusion nodig. vul maar snel de aanmeldingsformulier op de site!
(Ik weet dat het een oud fw is maar de waarheid blijft je achtervolgen)
Eigenlijk zou een negatieve uitslag juist, een reden moeten zijn om DF te joinen. Zo kom je weer in 'touch' met je cultuur en cultuurgenoten. Zodat je uiteindelijk net als een ideale geďntegreerde burger een gezonde balans hebt gevonden in beide werelden(de Desi en de westerse wereld).
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